Digital Beauties with Brains
(Skrevet til Digitals stormøte i Stockholm i 1993 for å lansere Digital Nordic. Denne sangen var for mange høydepunktet på en todagers seanse der sjefer som holdt innlegg introduserte hverandre for publikum med sitt og nestemanns golfhandicap. De hadde egentlig helt andre handicap.
Sangen er senere sunget for et relevant publikum en kveld på stranden i Herzliya, a cappella fra scenen på Commonwealth Center i London, og så videre. En hyldest til så mange, selv om Kathrine tror den var skrevet til Helene. Den vakre melodien ble deretter brukt på en tilsynelatende mer holdbar tekst: Anne & Kaci & Gro.)

1993-2000 Henrik Wigestrand

I'll never be a manager; that's not where you meet the girls;
I'll let the management teams
dream their management dreams
in their masculine management world.
'Cause it's easy to see such careers require
a boring great suit and tie;
but I
like

Digital beauties with brains,
they are the ones who keep companies sane.
Digital beauties with brains,
Yes, the Swedes, the Norwegians, and Canadiennes;
they're the reason I remain
with the digital beauties with brains.

Oh, if I were a customer,
I'd have bought anything that they sell.
Yes, these digital girls
could have sold me the world -
and some 386's as well.
If they gave me the eye,
I'd comply and I'd buy
whatever they'd try to sell,
but who can tell
why

Digital beauties with brains
are disqualified for the management ride;
Digital beauties with brains;
You know, they have so much more than Intel inside:
In fact they only fail
to be an electronic male.

I'll never be a manager.
That's not my idea of success.
And although no one's to blame
I still think it's a shame
that such fame's for the males - more or less.
I'm no longer surprised
when we reorganize
and the management guys remain
the same
with no

Digital beauties with brains;
Oh, how I wanna
cool off in a sauna
after digital beauties with brains.
I was dumped, I was sacked,
but I always came back,
and I always will remain
with the digital beauties with brains.

A primitive home studio recording.